I poured and pissed, but she's still shy and she won't let go

You want to go home and you don't have any money? Take my dick in your mouth, I'll take you home

Chief, I'll show you what I can do and let you give me a raise

Tits and fuck, it's better than playing Counter-Strike

The only dick in the house is my brother's, so I'll have to jerk off by myself

"Why have a wife when you can have me?" — The best psychologist's advice

Wow, I blushed from orgasm in there while I was jumping on my dick, look at that

You're taking a piss on the phone, but this way you can at least do something useful — suck it